- Spongebob: Hey patrick, what am I?
- Patrick: Uhhhh stupid?
- Spongebob: No, I'm Texas
- Patrick: What's the difference?
- oh i love texas in the most non sarcastic way possible! i couldn't imagine having as much pride in a state other than the biggest baddest rodeo 'round here parts. time to unhitch my saddle and mosey on to bed. 'night y'all!



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