don't you Dare take the name of Texas in vain!!
  • Spongebob: Hey patrick, what am I?
  • Patrick: Uhhhh stupid?
  • Spongebob: No, I'm Texas
  • Patrick: What's the difference?
  • oh i love texas in the most non sarcastic way possible! i couldn't imagine having as much pride in a state other than the biggest baddest rodeo 'round here parts. time to unhitch my saddle and mosey on to bed. 'night y'all!
11:04pm | 3 Sep 2010 | spongebob | texas | funny
oh lamar university: you caught me! i’m sorry for dressing like a gangster-skank

oh lamar university: you caught me! i’m sorry for dressing like a gangster-skank

9:16am | 19 Oct 2010 | lamar | funny
hahaha i know people who have that shirt hahaha oh dwight

hahaha i know people who have that shirt hahaha oh dwight

10:16pm | 2 Nov 2010 | 7 notes | dwight schrute | the office | ridiculousness | funny
10:10pm | 6 Nov 2010 | 18 notes | 30 rock | kenneth | funny
liz lemon does not joke about food!

liz lemon does not joke about food!

1:10pm | 7 Nov 2010 | liz lemon | 30 rock | funny

FREAKING LOVE!

7:50pm | 13 Jan 2011 | 14 notes | 30 rock | muffin top | tina fey | jenna maroney | funny

oh so so many things to love about this!

8:53am | 14 Jan 2011 | steven colbert | colbert report | ezra koenig | vampire weekend | black keys | funny
hahahahahaha. LQTM

hahahahahaha. LQTM

9:38pm | 16 Jan 2011 | 3 notes | demetri martin | funny | drawing | spork
7:53pm | 14 Fév 2011 | 136 notes | demetri martin | funny | hershey's | chocolate | kiss
“
I am Batman, but only on Halloween. And then I am not invited to many parties. But I am fine with that, because that just makes me an even more accurate Batman (because Batman does not go to parties as Batman but only as Bruce Wayne). I am right about this.
— 
Demetri Martin, from his soon-to-be-released book This Is a Book

(Source : newyorker.com)

12:19am | 23 Fév 2011 | 4 notes | demetri martin | humor | funny | batman | book | this is a book